Thursday, February 4, 2010

Maxine Cartoons Author Do You Like Maxine? (the Old Lady With An Attitude On Hallmark Cards, Cartoons, Etc)?

Do you like Maxine? (the old lady with an attitude on Hallmark cards, cartoons, etc)? - maxine cartoons author

The railing of the Life of Maxine ...
As you glide the banister of life, remember

1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert said
An impressive new book. His name is .......
"Instead of the lay ministers


2. Transvestites:
One guy, eat, drink, and Mary loves


3. The difference between the pope and his boss,
The Pope is waiting for you just to kiss his ring.


4. My mind works like lightning
A flash of light and left.


5. The only time the world beats a path
His door is when you're in the bathroom.


6. I hate sex in movies. I tried once more.
The seat folded, glass and overturned
The ice, well, the mood is very cold.


7. Previously, only death and taxes are inevitable
Well, of course, no shipping costs, too.


8. A man is someone who, after the trash
It seems that Iust clean the entire house.


9. My next house has no kitchen --
Just vending machines and a big trash can.


10. A blonde said, "I was afraid that my
Mechanic might try to shoot me.
I was relieved when I said
What I needed was signal fluid. "


11. Definition of a teenager?
The punishment of God ... To enjoy sex.

12. As you glide the banister of life,
May the splinters never wrong

10 comments:

Mrs H said...

Oh yeah! My daughter bought me a giant snowball with her and her dog in it and is entitled "Let it Snow ..... elsewhere! Instead play music that lights up and the snow swirling around.

mamamoon said...

I like the word, but I hate the f'in cartoon character.

mamamoon said...

I like the word, but I hate the f'in cartoon character.

pinky112... said...

Ive never heard of, but it seems fun.

bleh said...

Oh I can not! Suffer

Sue Ellie said...

I love her and try to buy tickets for my friends w / it is a pleasure

It's a Jungle in Here said...

Yes - I think Maxine is a radish.

Medicine Woman said...

It was good, and I love # 9 I think my kitchen is due for a facelift.

Scooter_... said...

Some of the commands is fun I admit.

wolfie j said...

Love Death

funny funny stuff!

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